you think it's a pizza....

 

Once upon a time not so long ago, there was a guy named Matt.

He was a sweetie and helped a girl named Patti set up for a farmers market one rainy Thursday.  She decided to bake a GIANT chocolate chip cookie to thank him.

 

It turned out fabulously.

Matt loved the chocolate chip cookie pizza, and even tore a huge chunk of it off and devoured it with a grin on his face.  However....little did Matt know that his suspicious-looking housemates were lurking around the corner, waiting to snatch up his delicious cookie pizza when he least expected it.

In the morning, when Matt wanted another chunk of cookie pizza, to his dismay, it had VANISHED!!!  His housemates had devoured it behind his back!

Matt was sad, but Patti promised to bake him more delicious things.  And the housemates were very full of delicious cookie pizza.

The end.